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At Least I Didn't Drink Pee: Finding Humor in Life's Beautiful Chaos

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Heather Roberts
Jul 14, 2025
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Hey friend!

Well, at least I didn't drink pee! I think that's going to be my new go-to line when things go wonky. Let me explain.

I was on the phone with our ads manager (let's call him Chris to "protect" his identity). His birthday was the day before, so of course I asked Chris what he did and if he had a good day. His response was priceless: "My son's c…

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